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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 34
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Lois McMaster Bujold
You try to give away what you want yourself.
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Robert Jordan, The Great Hunt, Book 2 of The Wheel of Time
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
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Susan Partnow
It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
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Thomas Carlyle
It is the first of all problems for a man to find out what kind of work he is to do in this universe.
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Hungarian
He is rich who owes nothing.
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French Proverb
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
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Minna Thomas Antrim
Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.
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Gail Pool
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.
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Victor Hugo
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul.
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B. F. Skinner
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
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George Eliot
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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