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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 10.
Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one.
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Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
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Brooks Hays
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles.
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Albert Einstein
Physical concepts are free creations of the human mind, and are not, however it may seem, uniquely determined by the external world.
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Edgar Watson Howe
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do it American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
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Senator Paul Douglas
When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing and by everything that you do or say, that you love him.
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Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1970)
Things do not change; we change.
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Author Unknown
Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.
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Hannah More
It is not so important to know everything as to know the exact value of everything, to appreciate what we learn, and to arrange what we know.
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Eric Hoffer
The Greeks invented logic but were not fooled by it.
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Vincent Van Gogh
I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.
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Belva Plain
How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
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