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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 139
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Lyndon B. Johnson
We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society, but upward to the Great Society.
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Henry W. Fowler
Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader, or because he wishes to show that he is learned and well read. Quotations due to the last motive are invariably ill-advised the discerning reader detects it and is contemptuous the undiscerning is perhaps impressed, but even then is at the same time repelled, pretentious quotations being the surest road to tedium.
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Nicolas Boileau
Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
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Golda Meir
We only want that which is given naturally to all peoples of the world, to be masters of our own fate, not of others, and in cooperation and friendship with others.
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Will Rogers
We have the best Congress money can buy.
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Will Rogers
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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Leo Tolstoy
The strongest of all warriors are these two -- Time and Patience.
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Angela Monet
Those who dance were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
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Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
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George Bernard Shaw
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, New England Reformers, 1844
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.
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Bob Edwards
Now I know what a statesman is he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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