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Paulette Bates Alden
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
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Timothy Leary
Turn on, tune in and drop out.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory.
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Robert A. Heinlein
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny.
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Jessamyn West
We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don't, it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions.
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L. J. Suenens
Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
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Publilius Syrus
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
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Kahlil Gibran
Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity, for they shall live forever. Forever.
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Napoleon I
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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James Kelly
A ragged colt may prove a good horse. And so may an untoward slovenly boy prove a decent and useful man.
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Russell Baker
New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
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