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Silly Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 122

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Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.


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Nicholas Butler

The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.


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Robert Merton Solow

It is a good idea to be ambitious, to have goals, to want to be good at what you do, but it is a terrible mistake to let drive and ambition get in the way of treating people with kindness and decency. The point is no that they will then be nice to you. It is that you will feel better about yourself.


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Carl Schurz

If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.


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Robert Whitney Boynton

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....


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Dr. Maxwell Maltz

Study the situation thoroughly, go over in your imagination the various courses of action possible to you and the consequences which can and may follow from each course. Pick out the course which gives the most promise and go ahead.


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Wendell Willkie

To surpress minority thinking and minority expression would tend to freeze society and prevent progress...Now more than ever, we must keep in the forefront of our minds the fact that whenever we take away the liberties of those we hate, we are opening the way to loss of liberty for those we love.


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Niccolo Machiavelli, Discourse upon the First Ten Books of Livy

Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming that all men are bad and ever ready to display their vicious nature, whenever they may find occasion for it.


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Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.


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J. R. R. Tolkien

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


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Carl Sagan

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.


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Barbara De Angelis

The journey in between what you once were, and who you are now becoming is where the dance of life really takes place.



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