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Dwight D. Eisenhower
Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings of Almighty God.
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Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Vicki Baum
Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.
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David Dean Rusk
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.
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Adlai Stevenson
Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.
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Irish Proverb
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
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Marie de Sevigne, O Magazine, December 2003
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it.
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Coolio, The Winner
You can do anything that you wanna do. All you gotta do is to put your brain into it. Take your time and educate your mind.
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Godfather, The
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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John Kieran
I am a part of all I have read.
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Roger Rosenblatt
They do not leave home without American Express. ... Blame the moral carelessness that parents pass off as the gift of freedom as they cut their children loose like colorful kites and wish them an exciting flight.
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