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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 137
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
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Barry Goldwater
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
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William Frank Buckley, Jr.
I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient to the wisdom of my ancestors never to the authority of political truths arrived at yesterday at the voting booth.
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Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstance.
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Katharine Hepburn
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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Appius Claudius
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
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Sir Francis Bacon
There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom
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Portuguese Proverb
Live to live and you will learn to live
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Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
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Confucius
The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.
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William Cecil Burleigh
Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses.
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Leigh Hunt
If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating.
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