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Very Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 120
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
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Matthew Prior
The ends must justify the means.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
This is a burden I shall bear for every day of the life that is left to me.
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George Santayana
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.
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William Hung, 2004 American Idol Auditions
I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.
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George Osner
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.
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Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late.
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English Proverb
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
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Jean Houston
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
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W. Somerset Maugham
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Shunryu Suzuki
When you understand one thing through and through, you understand everything.
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Ronald Reagan
With our eyes fixed on the future, but recognizing the realities of today. ... we will achieve our destiny to be as a shining city on a hill for all mankind to see.
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