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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 8
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Anonymous
Change is good, but dollars are better.
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Oscar Wilde, Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young, 1882
Only the shallow know themselves.
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Groucho Marx
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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G. K. Chesterton
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.
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Francis David
We need not think alike to love alike.
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Alexandre Dumas
Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.
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John F. Kennedy
And so, my fellow americans ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
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Mark Twain
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Anon.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
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Pico Iyer
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Bible
Do not envy a sinner you don't know what disaster awaits him.
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Ronald Reagan
If I thought there was some reason to be concerned about them, I wouldn't be sleeping in this house tonight. (When asked about continued presence of Soviet nuclear submarines along US coastlines)
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