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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 20
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Daniel Defoe
Pride the first peer and president of hell.
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Heinrich Heine
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.
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Dante Alighieri
Through me you pass into the city of woeThrough me you pass into eternal painThrough me among the people lost for aye.Justice the founder of my fabric movedTo rear me was the task of power divine,Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.Before me things create were none, save thingsEternal, and eternal I shall endure.All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
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D. H. Lawrence
How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
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Joseph Stalin
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
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Joe Namath
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
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Newt Gingrich
It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington's cherry blossoms are just plain overrated.
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George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
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Cynthia Nelms
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.
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Elbert Hubbard
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.
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David W. Johnson
There are no speed limits on the road to excellence.
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