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Calvin Trillin
Health food makes me sick.
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James Gordon
It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not.
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Joe Moore
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others.
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Author Unknown
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the country is in good hands. It's only when you have 50 to 60 in the Senate that you want to be concerned.
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Cicero
We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and fellowship that exist among all members of the human race.
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Mathurin Regnier
Every one is the architect of his own fortune.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
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Alfred Tennyson
No life that breathes with human breath Has ever truly longed for death.
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Frank H. Crane
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fibre.
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Anatole France
When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
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