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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 11
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Stephen Baker
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
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Lee Iacocca
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished
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Robertson Davies
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
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Fran Lebowitz
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Love not what you are, but what you may become.
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Edward H. S. Terry
I am part of the sea and stars And the winds of the South and North Of mountains and Moon and Mars, And the ages sent me forth
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
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Rabbi Julius Gordon
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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Caesar Augustus, from Suetonius, Augustus
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
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Douglas H. Everett
Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow you.
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Vauvenargues
Emotions have taught mankind to reason.
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Menander
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
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