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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 146
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Deepak Chopra
Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
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Cyra McFadden
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
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Menander
Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
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Mark
If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.
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Thomas Paine
Human nature is not of itself vicious.
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Ezra Pound
Literature is news that stays news.
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Johann Georg von Zimmermann
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.
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Jane Austen
We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.
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Kahlil Gibran
Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
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Agatha Christie
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happiness is a planet whose resources are devoted to the physical and spiritual nourishment of its inhabitants.
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Bible
Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
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