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Funny Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 151
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George Bernard Shaw
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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Ethel Perry Andrus
We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner drives, our interest and our attention to something outside ourselves.
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Muhammad Ali
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Change comes not from men and women changing their minds, but from the change from one generation to the next.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases is man.
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Dale Carnegie
You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
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Henry David Thoreau
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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David Chambless
Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.
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Ann Landers
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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Aesop
Union gives strength.
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Sir Winston Churchill
MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.
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Oprah Winfrey
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.
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