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Dr. Dale E. Turner
It is important to live each day with a positive perspective. It is not wise to pretend problems do not exist, but it is wise to look beyond the problem to the possibilities that are in it. When Goliath came against the Israelites, the soldiers all thought, 'He's so big, we can never kill him.' But David looked at the same giant and thought, 'He's so big, I can't miss him.'
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Demosthenes
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach.
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Pope John Paul II
The truth is not always the same as the majority decision.
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Harold Howe II
Teenagers go to college to be with their boyfriends and girlfriends they go because they can't think of anything else to do they go because their parents want them to and sometimes because their parents don't want them to they go to find themselves, or to find a husband, or to get away from home, and sometimes even to find out about the world in which they live.
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Alexander Pope
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
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Jack Pomeroy
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 1 scene 2
Beware the ides of March.
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Henri Nouwen, Out of Solitude
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
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Gallagher
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
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Sacha Guitry
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
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Marquis de Condorcet
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
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H. L. Mencken
New York: A third-rate Babylon.
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