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Sarcastic Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 156
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Adelle Davis
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus
One word Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you know for certain there are gods, that you are so devout in their worship I answer Neither have I ever seen my own soul, and yet I respect and honor it.
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Frank Capra
I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.
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William J. Broad
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
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Frances Watkins Harper
Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that will blowwom in time, and bear fruit throughout eternity.
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David Borenstein
Nineties style isn't.
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Sir Walter Scott
He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
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William Shakespeare, "The Comedy of Errors", Act 3 scene 1
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
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Arthur C. Clarke
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
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Jean de La Fontaine
No path of flowers leads to glory.
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John F. Kennedy, "A Thousand Days," by Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr [1965]., p289. Comment made by JFK in the aftermath of the fai
Victory has a thousand fathers; defeat is an orphan.
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