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Paul Erdman
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make money with money -- then make lots of money with lots of money.
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Truman Capote
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
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John Keats
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.
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Sophocles, Antigone
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
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Searamouche
What makes life worth living To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad.
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Robert Townsend
Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files and issues 'non-negotiable demands' may have some of his demands met by a permissive university administration. But the greater his 'victory' the more he will have undermined the security of his own rights.
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Akhenaton
When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I might have had simply for taking and did not take, my heart is like to break.
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William Shakespeare, "Macbeth", Act 2 scene 1
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
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Denis Diderot
Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
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Margaret Fuller
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
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David Joseph Schwartz
All great achievements require time.
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