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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 115
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Saul Bellow
The worst of all deceptions is self-deception.
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Medgar Evers
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
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Theodore Roosevelt, Speech in Chicago, 3 Apr. 1903
There is a homely old adage which runs: Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. If the American nation will speak softly, and yet build and keep at a pitch of the highest training a thoroughly efficient navy, the Monroe Doctrine will go far.
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Michel de Montaigne
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
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Cher
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
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Ronald Reagan
I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.
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Harper Lee
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
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Arthur C. Clarke
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
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Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
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Dinah Mulock Craik
There never was night that had no morn.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Cicely, 1992
We hold in our hands, the most precious gift of all: Freedom. The freedom to express our art. Our love. The freedom to be who we want to be. We are not going to give that freedom away and no one shall take it from us!
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Arthur Rubinstein
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
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