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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 43
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Andrew Carnegie
Those who would administer wisely must, indeed, be wise, for one of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
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Jean Kerr
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.
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Bible, Jesus in Matthew 5:9
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
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Unknown
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
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Joseph Addison
The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger the first is a perpetual call upon them to propagate their kind, the latter to preserve themselves.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.
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Lou Holtz
How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.
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Publilius Syrus
Nothing can be done at once hastily and prudently.
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Shane Leslie
The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect the monstrous.
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Napolean Hill
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man who has found the work he likes best.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves.
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Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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