Eric Hoffer

We find it hard to apply the knowledge of ourselves to our judgment of others. The fact that we are never of one kind, that we never love without reservations and never hate with all our being cannot prevent us from seeing others as wholly black or white.

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Author Unknown

Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.

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Ausonius

Begin -- to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.

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Nathaniel Emmons

Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.

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Sir Henry Wotton

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.

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Bernard Bailey

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

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Swordfish

Ginger He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize - he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond. But you know what its all a facade. All his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys. He is a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants and then disappears. You don't find him - he finds you.

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Paterculus

His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.

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Jill Eikenberry

You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's '13

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George Eliot

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.

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Mickey Friedman

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

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Stephen Vincent Benet

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

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