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Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 123
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Bernard M. Baruch
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will be there, but to get the truth, the realities that must be grappled with. You may not like what you find. In that case you are entitled to try to change it. But do not deceive yourself as to what you do find to be the facts of the situation.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Success is not final, failure is not fatal it is the courage to continue that counts.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Believe in miracles but don't depend on them.
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Jane Haddam
In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.
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Publilius Syrus
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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Confucius
The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.
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Voltaire
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
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George Bernard Shaw
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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Chuck, The World According to Chuck weblog, October 14, 2003
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
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Henry Van Dyke
A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
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Maria Mitchell
Study as if you were going to live forever live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
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Cicero
What a time! What a civilization!
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