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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 175
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Democritus
I would rather discover one scientific fact than become King of Persia.
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Hermann Hesse
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
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Confucius, Analects, IV.3
It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other men.
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William Faulkner
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
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Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson, Scream
You keep changin’ the rules and I can’t play the game. I can’t take it much longer. I think I might go insane.
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Ronald Reagan
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last--but eat you he will.
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Bible, New Testament, James, Chapter 1, Verse 12
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life.
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Zeuxis
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
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Charlotte Perkins Gilman
In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
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B. J. Gupta
Any activity that adversely affects society is immoral.
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