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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 145
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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Louise Erdrich
Love must not touch the marrow of the soul. Our affections must be breakable chains that we can cast them off or tighten them.
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Swordfish
Gabriel Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that Misdirection.
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Jean Kerr
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
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Office Space
Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
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Cicero
There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.
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George Orwell
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
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John R. Miller
If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent force within you, you will grow vigorous and happy, however adverse your circumstances may seem to be.
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Michael Crichton
We haven't got the power to destroy the planet -- or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.
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Jack London, The Call of the Wild
There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life cannot rise. And such is the paradox of living, this ecstasy comes when one is most alive, and it comes as a complete forgetfulness that one is alive.
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Eugene Ionesco
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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Adolph Monod
Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.
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