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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 21
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Edgar Allan Poe
All that we see and seem is but a dream within a dream.
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H. Ross Perot
Eagles don't flock - you have to find them one at a time.
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Warren Earl Burger
We must have a program to learn the way out of prison.
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Henry David Thoreau
What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
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Charles M. Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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Barbara Adams
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform.
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Henry Ward Beecher
It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
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Edgar Watson Howe
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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Baruch Spinoza
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
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Harold Macmillan, British prime minister (1957-1963)
I have never found in a long experience of politics that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.
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Isaac Newton
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
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