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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Quotations from Famous People - 2

John Cleese

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.


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Thomas Sowell

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.


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Franklin D. Roosevelt, Speech in Syracuse, NY Sep. 29, 1936

The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and takes thought against the day of reckoning.


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Salman Rushdie

Woe to that nation whose literature is cut short by the intrusion of force. This is not merely interference with freedom of the press but the sealing up of a nation's heart, the excision of its memory.


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Lou Dorfsman

Creativity is essentially a lonely art. An even lonelier struggle. To some a blessing. To others a curse. It is in reality the ability to reach inside yourself and drag forth from your very soul an idea.


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Nancy Mitford

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.


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Frederick The Great

The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and the next is to shake off old prejudices.


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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

In Russia all tyrants believe poets to be their worst enemies.


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Arthur Schopenhauer

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.


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Roosevelt, Eleanor

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.


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Albertano of Brescia

The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.


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Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.



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