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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 35
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
None of us will every accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.
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John Milton, Paradise Lost
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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Aldous Huxley
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
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Reverend Oliver G. Wilson
Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds sang their song except those who sang best.
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Will Rogers
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Music, verily, is the mediator between intellectual and sensuous life... the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends mankind but which mankind cannot comprehend.
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Nat Burton
There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
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Bruce Henderson
The essential element of successful strategy is that it derives its success from the differences between competitors with a consequent difference in their behavior. Ordinarily, this means that any corporate policy and plan which is typical of the industry is doomed to mediocrity. Where this is not so, it should be possible to demonstrate that all other competitors are at a distinct disadvantage.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
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Harry Firestone
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Patricia Roberts Harris
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I am. I am a black woman, the daughter of a dining-car worker ... If my life has any meaning at all, it is that those who start out as outcasts can wind up as being part of the system.
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