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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 13

Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.


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Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.


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Victor Hugo

Music expresses that which cannot remain silent and that which cannot be put into words.


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Seneca

Without an adversary prowess shrivels. We see how great and efficient it really is only when it shows by endurance what it is capable of.


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Agatha Christie

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.


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Charles Schwab

Everyone's got it in him, if he'll only make up his mind and stick at it. None of us is born with a stop-valve on his powers or with a set limit to his capacities, There's no limit possible to the expansion of each one of us.


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Francis Bacon, Essays (1625)

Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.


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Publilius Syrus

He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly.


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Edgar Lee Masters

Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and the banks. It just does that because it is there and the scenery is there. Talent is a fine mirror with a silver frame, with the name of the owner engraved on the back.


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A. L. Kitselman

The words 'I am...' are potent words be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.


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Elizabeth Drew

Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.


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Lamar Alexander

I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.



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