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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 16
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Persian Proverb
Once I had the strength but no wisdom now I have the wisdom but no strength.
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Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
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Alice Walker
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
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Oscar Wilde, The picture of Dorian Gray
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.
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Henri Poincare
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....A machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.
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George Bernard Shaw
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
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William Blake
Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy.
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American Proverb
Each day provides its own gifts.
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Robert Ingersoll
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics
For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
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