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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 36
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 4 scene 5
So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
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Robert E. Lee
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
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Elizabeth Taylor
It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.
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Havelock Ellis
Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
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Don Hays
Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.
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John Dalberg
The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
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Aristotle, Parts of Animals
In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
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Thomas Fuller
Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him.
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Miguel de Cervantes
I shall be as secret as the grave.
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Chinese Proverb
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
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Henry Miller
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
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