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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 24
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Mary McCarthy
People with bad consciences always fear the judgement of children.
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Stephen Hawking
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imaginations, we learned to talk.
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Peter Ustinov
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
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Aristophenes
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Robert Frost
As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back.
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Thomas Fuller
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
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Gilda Radner
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 3 scene 5
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
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Christopher Reeve
I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
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Lionel Richie
The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.
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Moss Hart
The only credential the City (NY) asked was the boldness to dream. For those who did, it unlocked its gates and its treasures, Not caring who they were or where they came from.
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Samuel Beckett
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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