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Plato
Thinking is the talking of the soul with itself.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every great and commanding moment in the annals of the world is the triumph of some enthusiasm.
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Michael Kamen
We composers are at least as significant as the stars who make 14 million or 15 million. You just don't see us.
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Thomas Alva Edison
There is no substitute for hard work.
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Turkish proverb
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
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CaddyShack
Danny Noonan I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Ty Webb What's wrong with lumber I own two lumberyards. Danny Noonan I notice you don't spend too much time there. Ty Webb I'm not quite sure where they are.
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Samuel Johnson
Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
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Unknown
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
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Henri Nouwen
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
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Oprah Winfrey
In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value What is my worth Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
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Sir Thomas More
And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying a remedy to one sore, you will provoke another and that which removes the one ill symptom produces others
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Thomas Jefferson
Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter.
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