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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 30
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Johann von Goethe
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
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Edmund Burke
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
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John Cleese
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
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Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Sir Walter Scott
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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Seneca
Time heals what reason cannot.
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Helen Keller
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
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Anna Quindlen
You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are.
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Frances Moore Lappe, O Magazine, May 2004
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
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Yiddish Proverb
Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.
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Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.
Don't dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
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