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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 17
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M. Grundler
It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you.
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Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.
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H.L. Mencken
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
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Bill Cosby
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
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Barbara Friedman
It is very important to make sure the person you're marrying is like minded. It's crucial for a couple to have shared goals and values. The more you have in common the less you have to argue about.
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John Evelyn
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the hearts of all hearts of all the world.
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Woody Allen
The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.
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Horace
He's happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old, tills his ancestral fields with his own oxen, unbound by any interest to pay.
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Penn Jillette
Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
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Chinese Proverb
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
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Graffito
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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