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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 189
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David Russell
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Only sick music makes money today.
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Eric Hoffer
Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
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General George Catlett Marshall
Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars.
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John Henry Cardinal Newman
Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them.
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William Butler Yeates
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
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Rene Descartes
Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore I am.)
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Benjamin Disraeli
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
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John Leonard
The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
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Sir Arthur Eddington
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have devised profound theories, one after another, to account for its origins. At last, we have succeeded in reconstructing the creature that made the footprint. And lo It is our own.
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Tom Rose
Successful men are defined by thier actions; Unsuccessful men are defined by actions not taken.
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Henry Ford
It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.
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