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Hannah Whitall Smith
A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.
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Wilhelm von Humboldt
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves.
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Napolean Hill
You don't have to fear defeat if you believe it may reveal powers that you didn't know you possessed.
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Richard Adams
My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
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Saint Thomas Aquinas, Two Precepts of Charity
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought to believe; to know what he ought to desire; and to know what he ought to do.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
This secret spoke Life herself unto me 'Behold,' said she, 'I am that which must ever surpass itself.'
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John Jay Chapman
Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
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Arcesilaus
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice.
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Demosthenes
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.
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Richard
The echo began in some indescribable way to undermine her hold on life. Coming at a moment when she chanced to be fatigued, it had managed to murmur, 'Pathos, piety, courage -- they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.'
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Flavius Josephus, Life
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.
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