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Humorous Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 165
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Alexander Graham
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus.
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Aldous Huxley
To us, the moment 8:17 A.M. means something - something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance - did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time.
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Brad Moore
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn't taste so bad.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
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Mohammed Daud Khan
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
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Rene Descartes
Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.
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William Shakespeare
Nothing will come of nothing.
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Harry Morris Warner
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C
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Cornelius Bernardus Van Neil
In essence, science is a perpetual search for an intelligent and integrated comprehension of the world we live in.
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Thomas Fuller
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
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Fredric Brown
Don't ever sell mankind short by saying there's anything they can't do.
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