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Richard Feynman
The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and abstract a basis. Theoretically, planning may be good. But nobody has ever figured out the cause of government stupidity and until they do (and find the cure) all ideal plans will fall into quicksand.
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Ernest Dimnet
Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate themselves.
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Andy Warhol
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
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Elmer Davis
This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
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George Orwell
...Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
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Edgar Z. Friedenberg
What we must decide is how we are valuable rather than how valuable we are.
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John Dewey
There is more than a verbal tie between the words common, community, and communication.... Try the experiment of communicating, with fullness and accuracy, some experience to another, especially if it be somewhat complicated, and you will find your own attitude toward your experience changing.
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Thomas Jefferson
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
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I Ching
Indecision regarding the choice among pleasures temporarily robs a man of inner peace. After due reflection, he attains joy by turning away from the lower pleasures and seeking the higher ones.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
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Mark Twain
All schools, all colleges have two great functions to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. - Notebook, 1908
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