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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 133

Louise Hay

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.


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William Lloyd Garrison

With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.


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Henry James

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.


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Sylvia Robinson

Some think it's holding on that makes one strong sometimes it's letting go.


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William Shakespeare

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven go.


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Clarence E. Hodges

For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.


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Cyrus H. Curtis

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.


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Sir Harry MacLennan Lauder

Keep right on to the end of the road.


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Sydney Smith

Errors to be dangerous must have a great deal of truth mingled with them. It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain an extensive circulation.


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Marquis de Sade

If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned with themselves than with us, and our own enjoyment is consequently impaired. The idea of seeing another person experience the same pleasure reduces one to a kind of equality which spoils the unutterable charms that come from despotism.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.


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Sun-Tzu

Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first then seek to win.



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