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Amusing Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 157
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Publilius Syrus
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
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Edmund Burke
The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedients, and by parts.
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Fran Lebowitz
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.
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The Young Ones
This calls for a very special plan of psychology and extreme violence
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Plato
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs when he first appears he is a protector.
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Frank Capra
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
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D. Morgan
If you hear a different drummer -- dreamer, take a chance . . . The road you choose to travel means the difference in the dance.
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Pablo Picasso
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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Robert P. Vanderpoel
The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.
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Josef Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
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Philip Adams
It seems to me that people have vast potential. Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks. Yet most people don't. They sit in front of the telly and treat life as if it goes on forever.
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