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Funniest Famous Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 159
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Wall Street Proverb
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.
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Lord Thomas Dewar
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
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Ann Landers
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Seneca
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise.
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Edward Morgan Forster
The historian must have some conceptions of how men who are not historians behave.
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Anzia Yezierska
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do what you know and perception is converted into character.
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Irish Proverb
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
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Arthur Koestler
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
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Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow.
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Lynn Hall
We did not change as we grew older we just became more clearly ourselves.
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Danish proverb
To the good listener, half a word is enough.
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