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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 38

Gertrude Stein

What is the answer I was silent. In that case, what is the question


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Norman Cousins

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.


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Anon.

Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.


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Benjamin Franklin

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.


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Harper Lee

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.


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James A. Autry

I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.


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May Sarton

Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.


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Henry Ward Beecher

Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.


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Seneca

This is the reason we cannot complain of lifeit keeps no one against his wll.


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Sophocles

Success is dependent on effort.


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Niels Bohr

Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.


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George Eliot

The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.



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