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Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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Karl Kraus
Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.
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Cicero
Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
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Lloyd Jones
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor is pleased to lend them.
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Henry David Thoreau, Simplify Simplify
Say what you have to say, not what you ought. any truth is better than make-Believe!
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William Shakespeare
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
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Arthur Powell Davies
The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.
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Lionel Trilling
We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.
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Lenny Bruce
There are never enough 'I love yous'.
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G. C. Lichtenberg
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
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