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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 23
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Judith Viorst
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in love again.
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Stephen Nachmanovitch
The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
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Old School
Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
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Neil Kinnock
I would die for my country, but I could never let my country die for me.
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Lord Byron
Sweet is revenge - especially to women.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Everywhere is nowhere. When a person spends all his time in foreign travel, he ends by having many acquaintances, but no friends.
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Pat Schroeder
When people ask me why I am running as a woman, I always answer, What choice do I have?
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Unknown
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Jean Cocteau
The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.
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John W. Gardner
The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the burden of pursing his own education. This will not be a widely shared pursuit until we get over our odd conviction that education is what goes on in school buildings and nowhere else.
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Henry Adams
Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if thou shouldst watch closely.
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