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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 28
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W. H. Auden
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
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Truman Capote
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.
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Andrew Jackson, 1821
The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
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Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.
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Bill Peterson, football coach
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
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Carl Sagan
We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.
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Kierkegaard
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
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Henry David Thoreau
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
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Christopher Morley
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
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Robert Burton
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.
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