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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 37
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Tom Clancy, "The Teeth Of The Tiger" -- page 180
Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.
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Joesph Heller, Catch-22
In a way the CID man was pretty lucky, because outside the hospital the war was still going on. Men went mad and were rewarded with medals. All over the world, boys on every side of the bomb line were laying down their lives for what they had been told was their country, and no one seemed to mind, least of all the boys who were laying down their young lives.
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Paul Valery
Books have the same enemies as people fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
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Scarlett O\'Hara
Tomorrow I'll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another day.
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Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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Elizabeth Bowen
Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.
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Author Unknown
The best leader is the one who has the sense to surround himself with outstanding people and self-restraint not to meddle with how they do their jobs.
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W.H. Auden, revised "Sept. 1, 1939"
We must love one another and die.
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Frank Tyger
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
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William Wordsworth
Poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.
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Robert Frost
Do not follow where the path may lead...Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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Charles Horton Cooley
It is partly to avoid consciousness of greed that we prefer to associate with those who are at least as greedy as we ourselves. Those who consume much less are a reproach.
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