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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 18
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Carl Frederick
The key to your universe is that you can choose.
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Francis Bacon
If we begin with certainties, we shall end in doubts but if we begin with doubts, and we are patient in them, we shall end in certainties.
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Albert Einstein
My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
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Frederick Douglas
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
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Mexican Proverb
He who does not venture has no luck.
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Albert Einstein
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
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Seneca
Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
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Amanda Heggs
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus, but from being untouchable.
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Otto von Bismark
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998)
Souls woven together by the gods can never be unraveled.
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