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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 3

Thomas Davidson

Associate with the noblest people you can find read the best books live with the mighty. But learn to be happy alone. Rely upon your own energies, and so do not wait for, or depend on other people.


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H. P. Lovecraft, The White Ship

Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.


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Jo Coudert

The more deeply the path is etched, the more it is used, and the more it is used, the more deeply it etched.


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William Arthur Ward

If you can imagine it,You can achieve it.If you can dream it,You can become it.


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Epictetus

What is the first business of one who practices philosophy To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.


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Tim McGraw

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we all take a little of each other everywhere.


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Author Unknown

Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.


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Socrates

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.


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Roger Caras

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.


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Jane Austen, Emma

Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as white as my gown.


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Og Mandino

The only certain means is to render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.


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Ernest Gaines

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?



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