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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 33

Sir Winston Churchill

We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.


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George Dennison Prentice

Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a thousand times as true.


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A. E. Houseman

The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.


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Unknown

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.


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Japanese Proverb

The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.


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Pablo Picasso, last words

Drink to me.


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William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell", 1790

As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity. I collected some of their Proverbs.


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Oscar Wilde

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.


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Andre Gide

It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves - in finding themselves.


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William Shakespeare

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.


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Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.



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