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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 19
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Lisa Alther
That's the risk you take if you change that people you've been involved with won't like the new you. But other people who do will come along.
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David Searles
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one's preparation for it.
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Thomas Mann
I have always been an admirer. I regard the gift of admiration as indispensable if one is to amount to something I don't know where I would be without it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money often costs too much.
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Alexander Hamilton
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.
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Anna Quindlen
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.
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John Ashcroft
Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.
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Seneca
Life without the courage for death is slavery.
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Horace
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
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Confucius
When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
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George Santayana
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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John Shirley
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
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