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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 6

Dinah Shore

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.


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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Independence is the recognition of the fact that yours is the responsibility of judgment and nothing can help you escape it.


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Nathaniel Borenstein

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.


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Martin Luther King, Jr.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.


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Isaac Asimov

You must keep sending work out you must never let a manuscript do nothing but eat its head off in a drawer. You send that work out again and again, while you're working on another one. If you have talent, you will receive some measure of success - but only if you persist.


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Voltaire

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.


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Roosevelt, Eleanor

People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.


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Joseph Addison

The Fear of Death often proves Mortal, and sets People on Methods to save their Lives, which infallibly destroy them.


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Kenneth Cole, fashion show speech

You can change an outfit, you can outfit change, or both.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Nowhere can a man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity.


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Alice James

Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls away like dry husks from the mind, whilst moral discords and nervous horrors sear the soul.



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